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[Feed the Blob]

Maybe it's just me, but I feel that this game needs a lot of work. The blob starves way too quickly and the gameplay is extremely tedious and repetitive. I didn't play it for long because of that. I like that you've tried to make an interactive buddy game, but in order for it to be more interactive, there should be a lot more options other than just feeding, physical contact, and a plane ride.

[Oh my, A Platformer!]

For a first attempt at making a game, this is pretty good! The graphics are pleasantly simple and the gameplay is nice; I also like the sardonic tone of the title (yes, I do agree that Newgrounds has enough platformers to last it a lifetime). There are some things that I would try to improve upon though; a mute button for the music would be a nice feature, and a cut scene to introduce the game would be a pleasant addition to add to the suspension of disbelief (I believe that all games are interactive stories, so proper introductions are essential to the gameplay). Overall, this a great start to what can be a potentially addicting game, and with more improvements this could easily make it into the portal.

[PORKUS]

While the controls are average and the graphics may LOOK nice, this game definitely needs a LOT of work. The gameplay is awful: I am not sure if this is just my computer, but all of the action is severely lagged and there is no point to any of the violence. Why do you need to shoot skateboarders and protesters? Why are there random circular saws all over the place? Not only that, you have very little health and there is almost no way to get more ammo for your gun. Without any type of plot or even a sardonic sense of humor to this game, the suspension of disbelief is nonexistant and that is why the violence is so pointless. You need to have an actual plot of some sort, or at least some proper introduction to the game before the gameplay begins so the player knows why the things that are happening in the game are happening. Overall, this is a good try, but this needs some serious work before it can be considered a serious game.

tiagocalado responds:

it is not a finished game yet , it will soon have a intro that explains the sotry but ill leave it here anyways. You play as the villain, you are a capitalist pig taking the money and lifes of the typical people of a city in Portugal , Porto, which are students, skaters and protesters. The saws and squeels are a refference to the pig. It is a hard game. In the end you always die even when you get to the finish, but you can complete it. The lag problem must be your pc.

[ESP Run 2]

This game has a lot of potential, and the graphics and controls are outstanding. However, the gameplay is a little confusing and there is no indicator of how many chances you actually get to guess. The function of the bonus cards is also a little confusing, and I think I see a bug: when you recieve a "lucky 7" and get to choose one bonus card to add to your collection, when you pick one card it automatically picks them all instead of just one. Also, the "lucky 7" concept was not explained very well (Do you get bonus cards every time a lucky 7 is drawn? What happens if you guess wrong with a lucky 7 card?) Overall I think you need to work out some of the kinks when it comes to the holes in this game, but the idea is original and it has the potential to be addicting. Keep it up!

Nutter666 responds:

First of all thank you for checking out my game and taking the time to leave a comment, I appreciate it :)
It does however seems like the instructions either weren't read or weren't very clear.

Your lives are shown as "Extra Life" bonus cards (which shows a number next to it, and clicking it also shows a popup with your remaining lives too).
You do get a bonus each time you draw a lucky 7 and it isn't actually a bug that all of the cards are shown once you pick one. It's just a case of you pick this card but he's what you could have won if you picked a different card, you just only get the bonus you picked. There isn't a "wrong" bonus card to pick, as they all give you some kind of bonus

[Haunt the House]

This is one of my favorite games, but I took off half a star because I feel that you could have done a little more with this such as making the house bigger, more guests, or and making it a little easier to get the guests to not commit suicide. Overall this is excellently executed and the premise is pleasantly original. If you were to create a sequel or remake this game with more unlockable features, it could easily make portal history.

[Clarence's Big Chance]

This game has it all: great graphics, great game play, great story, and an excellent sense of humor. This is by far one of the best platform games that I have played to date. Would a sequel to this be possible?

[The Room Tribute]

As one of the biggest fans of this movie, this tribute is well thought out and amazingly fun and true to the film. This game deserves to be one of the classics if it isn't already. I also love the simple but hilarious additions you made to the story (spoiler alert, Johnnsy's an alien. That made me laugh). Well done!

TomFulp responds:

Thanks!